Do you ever overhear conversations that you just can't help but stop and take note of? I just heard this one:
Person A: How long has this water cooler been unplugged?
Person B: Uh - I don't know.
Person A: So, is it safe to drink? I mean, how long has the water been stangnant?
Person B: I don't know. I hadn't noticed it was unplugged.
Person A: So is it safe to drink?
Person B: -----
Person A: I mean, because it's unplugged.
Person B: I might suggest you use the fountain behind you instead.
Sometimes I wonder about our species, and how we've made it this far.